Sly Stallone crush

I have a crush on Sly Stallone.  I fact, I have been watching a few of his movies as of late.  I feel like I am in euphoria every time I see him.  It isn't like my Mickey Rourke crush since I am embracing it.  It will go away soon.  Sly Stallone is not that bad of an actor.  Mickey is the better actor, but Sly is decent.  Anyways, I have nothing more on my mind than...well, being a fan.